guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Sea World Japan.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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WNBA

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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