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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Noah is Smart.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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