- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

the chicken whent boomand then died

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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