- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

your momma's an antijoke

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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