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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man. That is all.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.