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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Your mum is dead

shut up

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat