Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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