What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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your mother is so lesbian

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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