What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Black people are clen.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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