if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

ollie is a fag so are you

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Working hard or hardly working????

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

you just lost the game!

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Anti Joke

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