Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Which one is hardest?

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Golf.

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hi

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Jokes are funny.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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GONNA

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Anti Joke

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