- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Gadaffi

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Penis jokes.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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