What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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GAY PEOPLE

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Women

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Women's sports.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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boobs

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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