How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

I am a real homosexual

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Time flies like a banana.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Don't rape me!

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

My mom.

Anti jokes.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

WNBA

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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