Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

A man. That is all.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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