- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

The WNBA

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

NEVER

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Pavel Novak

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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