- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My mom.

You know George Washington? He died.

A guy is playing cod

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