What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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knock knock your gay

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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