- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

That's what he said.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

Women's Basketball.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

WNBA

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

why did Max cry??? chicken

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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