- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

My Girlfriend

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Come in

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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