- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

jewish people like other jewish people.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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