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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

what time is it rape time

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Amputations.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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