What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Black people are clen.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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