What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

NEVER

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

8=D

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops