What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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AVI IS A FAG

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Grapefruit.

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