- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

the guy below me is gay

Small titties.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

BUTTERFARTING

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Sarah Palin is President

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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