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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

I cant think of one (._. )

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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