What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Grapefruit.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Women's rights.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Poop

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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