What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Women

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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boobs

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ps3

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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