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Pavel Novak

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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who eats pencils asians

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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