Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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