-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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the guy below me is gay

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Small titties.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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