- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

the chicken whent boomand then died

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

look left now look right. washing machine

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Do you know that car over there? No.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

minced oaths

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Knock knock Who's there? What.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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