A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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