What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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World peace

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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:-)book

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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