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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

women leaving the kitchen

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

shut up

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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