snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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penis

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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The horse said "nay."

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The WNBA.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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