Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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