How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Penis!

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Communism

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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NEVER

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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