Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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knock knock your gay

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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