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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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