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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

womens rights

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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