I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Hitler was Jewish.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

My Girlfriend

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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