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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

why did Max cry??? chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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