Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Will you marry me?

Hummer.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

The WNBA

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Hitler is my role model

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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