- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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