Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Wolf Pussy

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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