- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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