Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Penis

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you will die someday

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Religion

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Get in the van

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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