nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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