what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Communism

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MICHAEL

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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ballsack

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