What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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