- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Google Doodles

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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