What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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An asian walks out of math class

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Jake Bowar

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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