Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Women's rights

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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An asian walks out of math class

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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