why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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9/11

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You smell bad? Cool.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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I'm taken

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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