Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Anne Frank.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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