Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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9/11/2001

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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