What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Anne Frank.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Women's rights

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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