what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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I'm taken

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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