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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

It says so on your cap.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Working hard or hardly working????

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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