- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

balls in ya mouf

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

whats pale and white your ass.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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