What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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