- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

A woman gets in her car to drive.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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