Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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