What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Women's sports.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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