How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What abou three times

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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