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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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