- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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