Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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what time is it rape time

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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