cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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balls in ya mouf

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Josh kissing a girl

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Anti Joke

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