Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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