- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the guy below me is gay

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Bumsniffer

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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