- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Women's rights.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Knock knock (No one is home)

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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