Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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YOLO

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Blarg

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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