Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

antijokes

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Hummer.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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