A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Left. That one direction...

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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planking.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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