Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Penis.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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