What should I name my dog?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

womens rights

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

knock knock your gay

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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