Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Penis in a box.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

guess what? chicken butt.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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