- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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