- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Knock Knock It's Open!

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

How do magnets work?

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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