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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

women have rights

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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