What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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a black father

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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