- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Who has downs this joke

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Your doorbell is broken.

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