Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

George W. Bush

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

8=D

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Hey

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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